Five Liverpool players you’d want to be quarantined with
James Milner
James Milner has got that dry, Yorkshire sense of humour and you know he’d be a crack up if you had to be stuck with him for the next few weeks.
We’ve seen him up to all sorts when left to his own devices, and Milly seems like the type of bloke who is always able to create something to do out of nothing.
He’s been measuring his grass, getting his lawn right.
He’s been creating his isolation XI based off name puns from items the midfielder has been able to find lying around the house.
Had plenty of time to think about this... here’s my #isolationXI - let me know who would make your squad... #dadjokeseverywhere pic.twitter.com/zIQ3TedkrH
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 24, 2020
Not only that, but Milner does the ironing, he keeps the place clean. He would be a sane voice in a room that would threaten to go insane just because of the proximity of people and the lack of outside time.
Putting Milly in the quarantine house is an absolute no brainer, and he was the first person I thought of when the idea for this list popped into my head. He doesn’t drink either, so that would mean more of the stockpiled booze for me, while I wouldn’t be tempted to touch his stakes of Ribena.
More beer, less fighting. Can’t go wrong.