Winners and losers from Copa/Euros so far: Liverpool edition

LENS, FRANCE - JUNE 16: Daniel Sturridge of England celebrates scoring the winning goal as Wayne Hennessey and Chris Gunter of Wales look dejected during the UEFA EURO 2016 Group B match between England v Wales at Stade Bollaert-Delelis on June 16, 2016 in Lens, France. (Photo by Christopher Lee - UEFA/UEFA via Getty Images)
LENS, FRANCE - JUNE 16: Daniel Sturridge of England celebrates scoring the winning goal as Wayne Hennessey and Chris Gunter of Wales look dejected during the UEFA EURO 2016 Group B match between England v Wales at Stade Bollaert-Delelis on June 16, 2016 in Lens, France. (Photo by Christopher Lee - UEFA/UEFA via Getty Images) /
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PARIS, FRANCE – JUNE 16: Mario Goetze of Germany walks past head coach Joachim Loew after his substitution during the UEFA EURO 2016 Group C match between Germany and Poland at Stade de France on June 16, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Alex Grimm – UEFA/UEFA via Getty Images)
PARIS, FRANCE – JUNE 16: Mario Goetze of Germany walks past head coach Joachim Loew after his substitution during the UEFA EURO 2016 Group C match between Germany and Poland at Stade de France on June 16, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Alex Grimm – UEFA/UEFA via Getty Images) /

Winner: Liverpool’s hope of signing Mario Gotze

Can you see it? It’s Mario Gotze’s value literally deteriorating in front of our eyes.

The makeshift striker for Germany, who have an excess of midfielders but a shortage of strikers similar to Spain, tossed Gotze up top for long periods of time in their first two matches and haven’t been rewarded for it. He’s performed like how Joachim Low’s fingers smell.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGlttDGrXcs/?taken-by=bestoffootball

In two matches, he’s completed just two take-ons and has had four fruitless attempts at goal.

At this rate, maybe he’ll continue to long for a time in which he had a familiar face on his sideline, a man who helped cultivate his talents, a man who is always there for him.

Come home, Mario. Come to Jurgen. Come to Liverpool.

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