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Liverpool’s scariest 5-a-side team: Do you agree?

By Chris Martin

SOCHI, RUSSIA - JUNE 30: Luis Suarez of Uruguay celebrates victory at the final whistle during the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia Round of 16 match between Uruguay and Portugal at Fisht Stadium on June 30, 2018 in Sochi, Russia. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
SOCHI, RUSSIA - JUNE 30: Luis Suarez of Uruguay celebrates victory at the final whistle during the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia Round of 16 match between Uruguay and Portugal at Fisht Stadium on June 30, 2018 in Sochi, Russia. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images) /
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SAINT-ETIENNE, FRANCE – JUNE 19: In this handout image provided by UEFA, Martin Skrtel of Slovakia faces the media during the Slovakia Press Conference on June 19, 2016 in Saint-Etienne, France. (Photo by Handout/UEFA via Getty Images)
SAINT-ETIENNE, FRANCE – JUNE 19: In this handout image provided by UEFA, Martin Skrtel of Slovakia faces the media during the Slovakia Press Conference on June 19, 2016 in Saint-Etienne, France. (Photo by Handout/UEFA via Getty Images) /

Defensive Enforcer

Martin Skrtel

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel is certainly an imposing figure. Although he divided opinion among Liverpool fans as to whether or not he was up to the required standard, he was a warrior.

It’s this hard-man look that earns him a place in our side.

If a career as a footballer didn’t pan out for Skrtel, he could easily have made a living in Hollywood in many a henchman role.

Would Moonraker really have been any worse if Skrtel played Jaws? Can you really say he’d be out of place running around Nakatomi Tower looking for Bruce Willis.

Thought not.

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