Liverpool’s scariest 5-a-side team: Do you agree?
By Chris Martin
Defensive Enforcer
Martin Skrtel
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel is certainly an imposing figure. Although he divided opinion among Liverpool fans as to whether or not he was up to the required standard, he was a warrior.
It’s this hard-man look that earns him a place in our side.
If a career as a footballer didn’t pan out for Skrtel, he could easily have made a living in Hollywood in many a henchman role.
Would Moonraker really have been any worse if Skrtel played Jaws? Can you really say he’d be out of place running around Nakatomi Tower looking for Bruce Willis.
Thought not.