Liverpool star James Milner has done it again with his latest video packed with dad jokes and all round terrible banter, but we love him for it.
COVID-19 lockdown has got us all thinking of different ways to pass the time while stuck at home, and the Reds veteran has gone out of his way to entertain us for the past few weeks.
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain had a little dance with his girlfriend, Georginio Wijnaldum played a spot of table tennis at home. James Milner has created little imaginary football teams using various items found around the household.
Milner has dreamt up his best XI from puns found within random bits and bobs in the Yorkshireman’s gaff.
Without giving the game away too early in the piece, some of the gems include John Terry‘s Chocolate Orange, Kyle Walker represented by a dog leash and manager Fabio CAPello.
Reading about it really doesn’t do the genius justice. You’ve got to watch the video to get a full appreciation of it all.
Had plenty of time to think about this... here’s my #isolationXI - let me know who would make your squad... #dadjokeseverywhere pic.twitter.com/zIQ3TedkrH
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 24, 2020
Is there a man who has undergone an imagine change in the way that Milly has? That Boring James Milner Twitter account now seems kinda pointless as the man has embraced many of the mannerisms portrayed in the parody.
He loves tea, loves a lie down, loves a biscuit and a vacuum.
But on the field, he loves doing whatever will make Jurgen Klopp happy. He’ll play at left-back, right-back, central defender or in midfield. He might not like it, but he’ll never kick up a fuss and that’s what Liverpool loves about the player.
Miner is also an incredible leader on the field and has help lift standards in the dressing room. He deserves all the success that’s come his way with Liverpool, and I can’t wait to see him lift the Premier League trophy.