Five Liverpool players you’d want to be quarantined with

Roberto Firmino

We’ve got the straight guy, we’ve got the dry-but-fanny manly man. And now we’ve got the party prince Roberto Firmino.

Bobby seems like the type of extravagant, life-of-the-party type of character who wouldn’t let the atmosphere drop.

Exactly the type of guy who might get slightly tiresome but you love them to the end of the earth for it.

In any sort of lockdown environment, we’re going to need someone in the place who just brings a vibrancy and sense of life to any occasions. Firmino seems like exactly that sort of person.

And plus, if you ran out of electricity you’d be able to use those maximum brightness teeth as a handy sort of flashlight. That’s got to be classed as a win-win.