‘We’re still trying to convince the gaffer to give us two days off’

Liverpool stars James Milner and Andy Robertson want time off.

That’s because Liverpool have just been named champions of England after Chelsea beat Manchester City!

Yup, you read it right. After all the hurt and the wait and coronavirus and rivals fans mocking us, it’s finally here. You better believe we’re going to give it back in spades.

James Milner and Andy Robertson are hanging out together, and they’re begging Jurgen Klopp to give them two days off so they can celebrate in style.

We saw that Klopp loves to party when the side won the Champions League last season, but the Premier League campaign hasn’t drawn to a close yet. Will he let the players of the leash?

Surely he will. Liverpool don’t play Manchester City for another week due to the FA Cup being played this weekend, and we just won the Premier League.

Say it with me: Liverpool are champions of England, Europe and the World. It doesn’t get much better than that, does it?

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Maybe Robbo and Milly going on Match Of The Day to plead their party case to millions while Klopp watching from downstairs is better viewing, it certainly was more entertaining than the boring draw against Everton that delayed these celebrations.

However, they swiftly made up for it by smashing Crystal Palace in the most complete post-lockdown performance ever.

Now they’ve got to continue that by going to City, getting their guard of honour and then completely disrespecting them and doing a number on a grieving Pep Guardiola and Raheem Sterling.

Imagine moving in the manner he did to win stuff and then still seeing Liverpool lift the Champions League while you toil away for oil money.

Will Andy Robertson and James Milner get their wish? We can only hope so. I need to see photos of them with cans on my Twitter feed asap.